...and then slowly place knitting needle and doll on table, backing away slowly.

I retract my pagan suggestion. The rumor on the street is that Stafford actually had her grades in fairly early, but a median problem kept them from being posted. This problem was only just resolved, and while it could prove to be good or bad for all of us, the preggers Mrs. S deserves some serious street cred for getting her crap in early despite her toddler's recent health challenges.