Tort of Cockblocking

It appears that there's another Legally Intoxicated blogging at the University of Wisconsin. In contrast to our own LI, this guy is still a total booze-hound. His fictional Tort of Cockblocking is hilarious. The introduction is below:

The Tort of Cockblocking

§ 1.1 - Overview and General Definitions

(a) Cockblocking is defined in the common law as an unlawful interference by the cockblocker with the cockblockee's chances of getting play from the target. The target must be a specific person; merely throwing off the cockblockee's game is insufficient. To analogize from Justice Cardozo, proof of cockblocking in the air, so to speak, will not do. See Martin v. Herzog, 126 N.E. 814, 816 (N.Y. 1920).

The entire "Tort" is here.